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JV Funnies

Posted on 06 November 2008 by Stefanie

This landed in my inbox and I thought it was funny so I thought I would pass on this smile to you.

Disclaimer: These are meant for humor and are not intended to offend anyone, if easily offended, please don’t read.

Watch for these joint ventures later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will JV and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will JV and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally…

9. Victoria ‘s Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang.

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JV Funnies

17 Comments For This Post

  1. Robin and Vickie Says:

    That was good fun… we needed that.

    Hugs from us both

    Robin and Vickie

  2. KB Says:

    Stefanie-

    These were cute. Thanks for sharing them with us. : )

    KB

  3. Sandra Says:

    LOL

  4. Chuck Says:

    Cute!!

    Chuck

  5. Deni Says:

    Stefanie, girl! This had me and my husband literally crying! Thank you so much for sharing such a fun and funny email. You made my day…..er, week!

    Be blessed,
    Deni

  6. H Says:

    CUTE STEF, THANKS,

    RUN DMC, ALCOA ALUMIMUM AND REYNOLDS WRAP WILL MERGE AND BECOME RUN-TIN-TIN

    LOVE AND WOOFS
    H

  7. Charlie Says:

    Hello,
    That was cute and I’m sending it on to my email buddies.

  8. Scott Says:

    That is SOOOOO funny. Oh my god. Thank you.

    Scott

  9. Daniel W Says:

    Thanks Stefanie, I SERIOUSLY needed this! I hope to speak with you again soon.

    Daniel W

  10. JG Says:

    cute!!!!

    JG

  11. IW Says:

    LOL

    IW

  12. Katherine G Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!! Giggles! Thanks!

    Katherine G

  13. Liz Says:

    I needed a good laugh. Thanks.

    Liz

  14. Robert Says:

    Finally something light hearted today. Thank You!
    -Robert

  15. Beth Says:

    That was a good laugh! Thanks!

  16. Silvia Says:

    funny.

  17. Sean Says:

    Those were great! Thanks Stefanie! ;-)

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